Fort Collins has it all, even if you were born during the Paleolithic Era: There's wild life to hunt (although I don't think the Homo sapiens in the cave next to you would be too happy if you ate Scruffles for dinner); there are several water sources to bathe in and travel by; and last of all, there is a large variety of strong, fit females that would make a perfect breeding partner.
Still, Fort Collins offers fun and amusement that goes far beyond the basic needs of any lingering Neanderthals.
I aim to outline why I feel Fort Collins rightfully deserved Money magazine’s title of the “best place to live in America for 2006” and, in doing so, angrily oppose the incoherent decision to omit this wonderful place from 2007’s ranking. Did they forget that Fort Collins offers FOUR eco-conscious breweries? How many do you have Middleton, Wis. (if that’s even a real place)?
-Onward-
Photograph by BEN AAKER/Old Town, Fort Collins
1 comment:
OHHHH YYYEEEAAAAHHH! you know it buddy!
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